Right, due to insomnia, you can have an update regarding my progress in the musical.

The singing is fine :)
I have been through all the tap, but can't remember any of it :(
I reckon I've got the hang of the kick-line :)
I was in Scotland when the can-can happened :(
I've volunteered for the birdie (Not quite sure what this is, but I think it involves being on a large swing in a bikini, and going into the audience to flirt with people. I just know I'm going to regret this at some point!)

And now, after some of the other scenes have been arranged, I'm also a waiter and a fisherman. So in summary, I'm a singing, cross-dressing waiter, who can dance a bit, and smells of fish.