Everything web-related is getting screwed up simultaneously: I've still got that adware kicking about, two in fact; my comments boxes have died, which means that no-one can see this page; even if I could be bothered to alter my template so that it did work, that isn't an option because Blogger's forgotten when it last saw my template, apparently. Plus, I still have no Veggie Tales videos or an amiga. And James is stuck in Zelda.