A matter of minutes ago, an small object, wrapped in yellow, was propelled upwards, to my landing, where it landed with a disconcerting thump. Immediately this brought to mind the Adam West Batman series and the possibility of my imminent assassination, Joker stylee*. I cautiously unwrapped the gaudy yellow paper to discover.... a Terry's chocolate orange, from Paul. Thanks Paul.

I shall be drinking birthday tea in a moment too.