I've just realised how blue I am today. Very. I mean that in the sartorial rather than the "My baby left me" sense.

Also, something quite cool just happened. I was investigating my ulcer in the mirror to see if it looked any better. Quite involuntarily, a salivary gland under my tongue got the idea that now was the right time to deliver the goods and a small spurt of the stuff arced out of my mouth and into the sink. I expect that sounds pretty grim, but I thought it was great, like being a king cobra or something. Life is full of surprises. Now I feel like lying in ambush and taking down a wildebeest or two. Maybe another time.