This computer has the worst homepage in the world. It's set to be the Sheffield Wednesday homepage, but what you actually get is a fullscreen advert, efficiently rendered in mostly graphics which launches a pointless little pop-up. Also, the URL has the temerity to include the string "HomepageTakeover". I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Check out the monstrosity if you like. Anyway, I've got a little bit of a headache, so I'm going to have a read in between listening to Chris Moyles. A guy came to repair the loft door about half an hour ago, and he's already gone. He said it's stronger than it was before now. I'm not saying the chap's a liar, but it looks considerably weaker. Dad says it'll smell because he's used silicone on it. My nose and I shall see.