Good morning. I am loving the new Blur single, also the new tATu single which everyone hates*, though not without copious reservations regarding the marketing of it utilising the powerfully emotive figure of lesbian schoolgirls. On a related note, I reccommend that everyone watch Fucking Åmål, a Swedish film about lesbian schoolgirls - No, seriously. Also, why on earth does the new R Kelly single not suck? I mean, it's not actually good, don't get me wrong, but it's not a ballad and it's not nauseating - what's up with that? Now it occurs to me that what this guy wants is a catechism. Right, better go to town and pre-order The Legend of Zelda:The Wind Waker for James.