This morning I got slightly bewildered. I had about a mouthul of cereal left, so James kindly offered me some of his own. I went to get my milk. There was no milk. "No milk?" I thought, "I thought I had the inverse of no milk, to wit - some milk..."

"James, can I have some of your milk?"

Aftert that I went to the fridge again to get my bread. There was no bread. "No bread?" I thought. So I used some rolls I skanked from last night's BBQ.

I don't remember running out of either milk or bread. How peculiar. Someone had left out some bread that looked very much like mine on the table though. On the basis that it was probably me, I swiped it.