"Maybe [Big Brother let us hear that] because it's all positive," [Tania] mused. "And not negative," she added, lest anyone present not be familiar with positive's antonym.

"We didn't get pocket money as kids, so we bred rabbits and sold them for meat," said Jon, demonstrating his early liking for cash.

"Nush wants to make a baked bean loaf," scoffed Scott.

"That's wrong on so many levels," replied Fed.

On noticing that her DIY cigarette habit had turned her fingers yellow [Sissy] attempted to clean off the stains with household cleaning products, much to the concern of Big Brother and bystander Ray.